Nutrition 101: How to Figure Out What the Heck You're Eating

People don't like to go grocery shopping with me. Not only am I an obsessive bargain hunter (meaning that my brain stores an impressive catalog of the typical price for a given item and I have to spend at least 30 seconds comparing the price of said item to its counterparts, therefore ensuring that I'm getting the best deal), but I also take the time to figure out what I'm putting in my body. I could not in good conscience buy a loaf of bread without giving the nutrition facts a once-over. Also, I really like food, so I enjoy spending time in grocery stores (I know it's weird, but I could happily frolic up-and-down the isles of a good store for upwards of two hours). 

My hometown market, where I accidentally almost bought something called "galanga root"

 Whenever I invite my roommates to accompany me to the market, the always thoroughly weigh the pros and cons. I ask if they want to come with me, and a thoughtful "Hm..." escapes their lips when really they're thinking, "Do I really need more milk? I don't know if I want to spend an hour at Macey's watching Ariel spend five minutes picking out yogurt while she critiques every item I put in my cart".

I know it's annoying, and I don't purposefully make my friends suffer, but in the end I do think there is a great deal of merit to it. Not only have I become adept at getting the best price, but I'm also getting the most nutritional bang for my buck. Which, after what I now realize is an extensive introduction, leads me to the focus of this post: reading a nutrition label. I know it seems basic, but I think that you may be surprised by how little thought you've given it.

For starters, there is a little something called "nutrient density". Basically, it's how much good stuff, such as vitamins, minerals, and fiber, you're getting for a certain number of calories. For example, if you're eating a piece of apple pie (mm...pie) you get all of the good stuff from the apple, but you also get lots of simple carbs (like sugar) and fats from the crust and filling. Compare a 100-calorie sliver of pie to a 100-calorie fresh apple. Which do you think is more nutrient-dense? Which has more vitamins and minerals? More fiber? Spoiler alert - it's the apple. This concept is true of any food, and when you're eating, you want to get the greatest nutrient-density possible.

I like the way Homer thinks

 The first things I look for when I'm inspecting a nutrition label are sodium, sugar, type of fat, protein, and fiber. Protein and fiber are good because they keep you feeling fuller longer, and fiber keeps a clean colon (nobody wants to develop diverticulum). Sugar, some fats, and sodium are bad, sugar more so that sodium. Just trust me on the sugar thing. In excess, it causes too many problems to list. For the fat, the amount really doesn't matter - it's the type that counts. Unsaturated is good, saturated is not-so-good, and trans is badbadbad.

Now how do you figure out how much or how little is good? The best advice I can give is to compare it to the things around it. Thinking about buying those Chewy bars? Try taking a look at a granola bar that's mostly nuts, or one that looks like it has a bunch of weird seeds and stuff. Compare the labels and see how they stack up. Then think about whether you will actually eat it or not and whether it's in your price range. If you need to eat four Chewy bars to take the edge off of your hunger, then it may be worth it to buy the more expensive snack that you only need to eat one of. 

In regards to sodium (and pretty much everything else on the label) a simple glance at % Daily Value that tells you how much you should consume in a day. Take a look at the anonymous label below and see what you think.

Low sugar, high protein and fiber: looks good

 *This is a side-note for fiber. Fiber is not considered "significant" unless it is in amounts greater than 5 grams. The American Diabetics Association recommends basing insulin doses off of grams of carbs consumed (carbs are not fiber). When there is more than 5 grams of fiber, the fiber acts as negative carbs and the number of grams of fiber can be subtracted from the number of carbs. For example, say a slice of bread has 30 g of carbs and 6 g of fiber. A diabetic would subtract 6 from 30 and dose their insulin for 24 g of carbs. That's how those flour tortillas can be advertised as "low carb".

Next on my mental checklist of things to look at is the ingredient list. Ingredients are listed in order of greatest weight to least. The classic ingredient dupe that can be avoided by glancing at the ingredients is whole wheat goods. Often times, "whole wheat bread" is really mostly white flour with a little bit of whole wheat sprinkled in for color, which entirely negates the benefits of eating whole wheat in the first place.

This label is, admittedly, a little vague, but notice how the flour is a mixture of whole wheat and wheat mixed together aka not actually 100% whole wheat. Sometimes they will try and get tricky by just putting "wheat flour". If it doesn't say "whole wheat", it's not whole wheat.

I also scan the list for things like hydrogenated oils. These are oils that are naturally liquid at room temperature, but have been altered to be solids. This prolongs shelf life and clogs your arteries. I also keep my eyes peeled for high-fructose corn syrup and other processed sweeteners like fructose along with any ingredient that I can't easily pronounced. These flavorings, stabilizers, and preservatives are unnatural and a sign of a lot of processing.  

So lets say you found these really good cookies and they look pretty healthy and you think that they will be a good option to help turn your cookie addiction around. Before you leave the store with enough to live off of for four months, make sure to look at the serving size. It may turn out that one serving size (and the amount that the nutrition facts describe) is actually 1/4 of a cookie, or the cookies might be really really small (this happened to me once). This is a classic example of serving size deception:

It's advertized as fat free. Well, how can it be when the main ingredient is canola oil? If you look closely, you can see that the serving size is a 1/3 second spray. The amount of oil in a 1/3 second spray is so small that according to guidelines, it is considered negligible and does not need to be listed on the nutrition label. So you buy this spray thinking that it's fat free when in reality it is anything but. Tricky tricky PAM. 

Congratulations if you actually read this whole thing. I know it is a little rambling, but really it comes down to three things:

1. Nutrient density
2. Ingredients
3. Serving size

Simple enough. 

I would like to point out that no where in here do I recommend counting calories. I do believe that most things are good in moderation, and I also believe that we should be informed and knowledgeable in regards to what we eat and how it affects our bodies, but I do not believe in diets. Diets are degrading to the soul and they often consist of recommendations for unsustainable behaviors. If you feel that you are not healthy in regards to what you eat and what you do, research changes that you can make that you can see yourself doing for the rest of your life like exercising for 30 minutes a day. No one can live to be a happy, active 100-year-old by eating 500 calories a day, so pick something better.

I do believe that you will become a healthier person as you make an effort to be more aware of what you are putting in your body. I also believe that as you do this and treat your body well, you will gain more respect for what is truly a magnificent piece of biological machinery. 

To feel grateful for what you have been given, read this.

For the Love of Popcorn

So I was killing some time by browsing Pinterest (what's new) and I found this handy-dandy site. It sorts inexpensive healthy whole foods into six major categories, listing each food's average price per serving and per pound along with a few health benefits and a recipe or too. Good, no?

I like lists like these because they give me ideas of new things to try. All of these are fairly basic, but maybe you've never tried lentils or beets, or you've considered your options of fresh, canned, or dried. 

One of my current favorites from this list (of which I have many) is popcorn. Not Orville's over-priced, artery-clogging bags that never seem to pop like you want them - no. I'm talking about the whole kernels that they only ever seem to have five pound bags of at the store. I came home with one of those babies when I went grocery shopping on an empty stomach with a hankering for popcorn. I realized my folly when I got home and remembered that I don't like popcorn very much. I lamented my foolishness (very vocally, I might add, much to the dismay of my roommates), but nonetheless vowed to use the entire bag. Little did I know that fate had led me to my next food obsession.
 

So pathetic

Homemade popcorn is a magical thing. It is extremely inexpensive, easy to make, and can be tailored to your tastes. S'mores popcorn? Not a problem. What to throw some cinnamon-sugar on there? Go right ahead. Craving good ol' fashioned butter and salt? The kings of old would pay a reasonable price for such a treat. Get the point? Sure you do. 

So many possibilities

2 tablespoons of popcorn kernels makes about 5 cups, each cup coming in at a mere 35 calories, which means that you can eat a lot of this stuff. There are two ways to home pop: 

Mm...popcorn

1. The classic stove top method. Turn the burner up to medium to medium-high heat, throw in some oil of your choice (I recommend no more than 1 teaspoon per tablespoon of kernels, but I won't judge you if you do more), toss in your kernels, put a lid on it, and swish and shake* the pot around until you have fresh, steamy, perfectly-popped popcorn.

*This keeps the kernels from burning.

2. The magic microwave method. I don't know why this never occurred to me, but I was nevertheless enthralled when I saw it done for the first time. All you do is put up to 1/4 cup of kernels in a brown paper lunch bag, fold the top edge over a couple of times, and microwave it as you would the aforementioned pre-packaged sacks of hydrogenated oils. And viola - perfect popcorn waiting to be eaten. The only down side to this method is that because the kernels aren't popped with butter or oil, unless you get some grease on them fast post-popping, any seasoning doesn't stick very well.
 

First kernels, then popcorn!

Well there you have it. If you're not converted then come see me and I will convince you. That's a promise.

Top of the Muffin To You

Oh man, it has been a while since I last posted. I have no excuse; I just got lazy (but what's new?). 

Anyway, I have found myself in an interesting food dilemma. I am staying in Provo for Spring/Summer, which means that I don't have to spend an entire month abstaining from grocery store trips so that I can eat every edible item in my possession before I go home for the summer. However, I am moving apartments, and this is a transition that is eased by simply having less stuff to haul. Alas, I don't have to get rid of all of my food, but doing so makes my life a lot easier. Which leads me to today's recipes.

I have a lot of random ingredients laying around my apartment that need to be used. Two such ingredients are 1) two granny smith apples that I bought...a while ago for another recipe that never got made and 2) some sweet potato puree left over from this recipe (which I highly recommend). I thought it was a good idea to make muffins out of these things, and they turned out so well that not one, but two of my roommates requested the recipes.

Apple left, sweet potato right

Not to brag, but my food usually tastes pretty good. However, it does not often look very attractive. People are often skeptical about the offerings I bring to parties or break-the-fast. Such is not the case with these babies. The pictures don't really capture it, but they looked like they belonged in a bakery, particularly the sweet potato muffins, which domed perfectly with their crispy streusel tops. Mmm...streusel. 
 

It took my about an hour to make both types. The most labor-intensive process of the whole operation was grating the apples.

So here's the moment you've all been waiting for: the recipes!

First, the apple muffins. For starters, I left the skin on the apples. It gives a little fiber boost and it's much less work. I just quartered and peeled each apple and then grated the quarters by hand. NBD. Since I have no idea what vanilla powder is, I just used 1 tsp vanilla extract. I used canola oil instead of olive oil. I added 1/4 tsp of nutmeg in with the cinnamon. Also, I didn't bother with the lemon-sugar topping. The muffins were sweet enough on their own, so if you have a lemon on hand that you're dying to use, I recommend adding the zest to the batter. In addition, the oven temperature is in Celsius, and it's about 340 degrees farenheit. 

Note for both recipes: In case you didn't know, "zest" is the outside part of citrus fruits - the part with all of the oils that really give these fruits their quintessential flavors. There are special zesters and microplanes for zesting citrus, but you can improvise by either using the smallest holes on your cheese grater or by carefully using a knife to cut off the zest and then mincing it. Now here's the important part: when you zest (you gotta admit, it's a pretty fun verb), make sure not to get any of the white stuff; you only want the colored part. The white stuff is bitter and nasty. A little is alright, but a lot can ruin your food.

Now that that's settled, here are the sweet potato muffins. The only real change I made was to use all whole wheat instead of the negligible amount suggested in the recipe. It was a risky move, since too much whole wheat can make your baked goods dense and kind of nasty. But they were as fluffy and delicious as ever. Also, her mixing was kind of fussy and it sounded like you need to use a million different bowls so I just did the classic baking method: I mixed the dry ingredients together and in a separate bowl I creamed the butter and sugar, added the eggs and vanilla. Then I chucked everything together in one bowl (I usually add the dry ingredients to the wet), mixed it all together, and all was well. 

And finally, because I can't eat a muffin without thinking of this episode of Seinfeld, here's this:

 

Never Enough Pizza...

I love pizza. Occasionally I do get tired of it when I end up eating it every day for over a week (ahem, Christmas break), but overall I'm basically up for pizza at any time. My favorite guilty-pleasure pizza: Little Caesar's, affectionately referred to in my apartment as "Lil' C's". I know it's gross when I'm eating it, but I just don't care. 

However, as much as I love pizza, I know it's not the best food to eat as an entire meal considering the fact that It's basically just bread with some oil on it. And so I make my own so I can justify eating it anyway.

Homemade Marinara:

It is not hard to do. It's fast, easy, and it tastes better than the store-bought stuff. This recipe makes enough for one pizza, but feel free to double it for use on pasta, mozzarella sticks, or more pizza.

1 1/2 tsp olive oil 
1 clove minced garlic
1/4 tsp crushed red pepper
1/2 14 oz can crushed tomatoes
1 tbsp tomato paste (optional, but it creates more depth)
1 - 2 tsp basil
salt and pepper to taste

1. Heat the oil over medium heat and chuck in the garlic and red pepper until fragrant (about 30 sec). DO NOT let the garlic brown or it will be nasty and you'll have to start over.
2. Add the assorted tomato products, basil, salt, and pepper. Bring your tasty concoction to a simmer and turn the heat to low. Simmer for 5-10 minutes.

Pretty simple, huh?

The unfinished product

Pizza Crust:


I've been buying pre-made pizza dough for a few years now, but this stuff is cheaper. It just takes some foresight since the dough needs to rise. For the flours, feel free to use all-purpose or bread flour. Bread flour just creates a more...familiar texture. 

1 c bread flour
1/2 - 1 c whole wheat flour (start on the low side and add more later if needed)
1/2 tsp salt
1 1/2 cup warm water*
1 tsp active dry yeast
1/2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp olive oil

1. Combine whatever flour you're using with the salt
2. Combine water, yeast, and sugar in a cup or bowl. Let stand for a few minutes until it's frothy on top
3. Add oil to yeast mixture
4. Mix the water into the flour, adding more flour as needed until the dough forms something resembling a ball.
5. Throw the dough on a floured surface and knead for a few minutes, and then form it into a ball
6. Grease a bowl with cooking spray, chuck the dough ball in it, cover with a kitchen towel, and let rise in a warm place** for 1 hour or until doubled in size
7. Plop the monstrosity onto a pan, form it into a pizza shape, and you're good to go

*It's technically supposed to be 110 degrees, but basically all that means is hot, but not scalding. 
 **I like to turn the oven on warm and set the [glass] bowl on the stove. It just rises better.

Pizza:

I always do half-and-half with toppings when I make pizza. This time I decided to do half a standard pizza with red sauce, mozzarella, onion, and red pepper. The other half was olive oil, fresh mozzarella, two cloves of minced garlic, and a chopped tomato.

Basically, put on whatever you want and bake it at 450 degrees for 10 minutes or so (just keep a close eye on it) and you've got yourself a pizza.

Visually unimpressive, but tasty

 
Love life and eat pizza.

No Boys Allowed

As the title suggests, this post is for ladies only, so if you are not a member of my gender, close this page right now or read on at your own peril. 

Those who know me well know that I have a raging passion for the empowerment of women. I love being a woman and I think that we have a lot to offer the world, but our inherent skill set and unique point of view are chronically underutilized. There are so many beautiful things that come from womanhood, but there are some aspects of it that are not so pleasant, one of the most prominent of which comes from the systems that has come to most define our sex, namely a certain monthly visitor. 

I also have a deeply-seeded love and appreciation for the body I have been given. Having taken many classes on the human body and its inner workings has led me to believe that it is truly God's greatest creation. A highlight of the body is the reproductive system: a system that carries out a process so intricate and temperamental that it is truly a miracle that any of us were born at all. It is surely something for us to marvel at, and I am particularly grateful for the opportunity that it will allow me in the future to create and nurture my own children. However, I wish that Heavenly Father could have spared us females the month torture that is the menstrual cycle. Seriously, it sucks. 

A remarkably accurate representation.

This was on my mind yesterday because it was the repro lecture in my pathophysiology class and we looked at problems like dysmenorrhea and other such plagues. I also spoke to one beautiful woman whose uterus was taking a particular beating this month. Finally, I stumbled across this clever website. 

The Period Store was founded by a couple of clever gals (thankfully) who wanted to help a sista out. The gist of it is you pay between $15-$30 to receive a custom package right before your period. Depending on which package you choose, it comes with a feminine hygiene product of your choice, an artisan sweet, a print of a piece of custom artwork celebrating womanhood, sample packs of medications (which must invariable be some variation on Midol), and tea packets. You can buy one package or set up a subscription and get a package every month timed to your cycle. They also have a blog so funny that even the most dignified madame can't help but snicker at it.
 

Some of the offerings

Personally, I think it's a clever idea. However, I'm poor so there's no way I would pay cash-money for that stuff. Instead, I decided to look into dietary solutions for dysmenorrhea. (I know, you were wondering when food was going to come in.)

Painful cramps and other such symptoms have a number of causes. Causes include those nasty prostaglandin E's, levels of which can skyrocket to 10 times normal in a woman experiencing a painful period, as well as some nutrient deficiencies.

I did some quick research and found some interesting dietary and lifestyle changes that can have a positive impact on these pesky symptoms. I will link in different studies as their results are mentioned. For one, DON'T SMOKE. I actually found some mixed results in different studies in regards to smoking, but it's always a good habit to kick since it's bad for pretty much everything. 

Some of the other themes of changes that decrease menstrual pain and other issues that are probably more relevant to Mormon girls are an increased intake of calcium. This particular study used supplements, but dietary calcium absorbs better and greatly reduces the prevalence of side-effects from supplements. As an aside, some vegetables are good sources of calcium, but the body does not absorb it well, as opposed to calcium from dairy, which is readily absorbable. Short story short, stick to dairy for your calcium.

Another prominent finding in helping cramps was the consumption of omega-3 fatty acids. Good sources include fish, flaxseed (ground, not whole), walnuts, and others. Incorporating more fruits and vegetables was also found to be a protective factor. Interestingly, but not entirely surprisingly, excessive sugar intake was correlated with increased menstrual pain.

So the next time your uterus throws a hissy-fit, try putting some of these suggestions into action. All of these things have been shown to have wide-spread health benefits, so so them anyway regardless of whether they help with cramps, they're just plain ol' good for you.

Yeah, having your period sucks, but what marvelous blessings come from it in the form of the opportunity to be a be a woman and create. In your prayers or simply in the course of your day if you're not the praying type, take a moment to be in awe of your incredible body and thank God or Mother Nature for such a wonderful gift. And remember:

P.S. If you're not sure what exactly is going on in your body during your monthly rage-fest, come and talk to me, and I can give you a simple explanation. Plus, recipients of my run-down have said that it's pretty funny.

What's My Deal?

I always have the best of intentions when I go grocery shopping. I really do. However, the food I buy does not always last long enough to have the opportunity to be turned into something more delicious than its raw form. So once again, I have allowed my food to start to go bad, but never fear! I have a trick up my sleeve.

In this instance, I had a zucchini and two tomatoes that were starting to compost in my fridge. I couldn't think of a specific dish that I could use them in so I did the next best thing: I roasted them.

Roasting vegetables is always a good option because it intensifies their flavors and they can thus be added to anything and it will be delicious. There are specific temperatures and roasting times for each vegetable that you can easily look up somewhere, but I'm lazy so I just toss everything in a bit of oil, pop it in the oven, and try not to burn it. The result is rich, caramelized vegetables as seen here in a poorly lit, poorly photographed image:

Trust me, it's delicious

 Here's how I did it:

1 medium zucchini
2 roma tomatoes
1/2 medium onion
2 cloves garlic, roughly chopped
1/8 tsp salt
2 tsp olive oil

Chop it up, toss with the oil, throw it in a pan, and stick it in a 400 degree oven for 20-30 minutes or until lightly caramelized. The veggies should be tossed every 5-10 minutes to make sure they cook evenly, and, more importantly, that they don't burn ('cause then they're gone forever). 

These can be added to pasta, quinoa, or pretty much whatever else you can think of. I added mine to some couscous and it was darn tasty. If you want to do more with roasted vegetables, try this recipe for roasted veggie enchiladas. They're pretty tasty too.

And just for fun, here's some Mozart:

 

Pumpkin in Springtime

I've alluded to this in previous posts, but I'll say it straight up right now: I am trying to get away from refined carbohydrates, namely sugar and white flour. So when I saw this recipe, I decided that I had to give it a try. There is no flour or sugar, and, with the right ingredients, it can be gluten-free as well. As a side note, I don't mention gluten free recipes because I actually care about eating gluten-free. It's simply for the sad celiacs in our midst. Seriously, eating gluten-free if you don't have a gluten allergy is a waste of money and precious calories that could be used to eat pizza and french bread. 

Muffins are the stuff of life.

One key change I made to this recipe was that I did not blend the oats. My blender was simply not up to the challenge of pureeing a quart of slimy pumpkin batter so I just mixed in the appropriate amount of oats. The only thing that would prompt me to go through the effort of blending the mixture in batches would be if I had an aversion to the texture of oats, but happily this is not the case. If you, like I, don't have a problem with what is essentially oatmeal in muffin form, then don't bother with the blender.

Now, this recipe has some odd proportions. It calls for 1 cup of pumpkin, but those small cans of pumpkin (aka the normal-sized ones as opposed to the jumbo cans that make, like, 5 pies) have 1 1/2 cups of pumpkin. So naturally I'm like, "What the heck am I supposed to do with 1/2 cup of leftover pumpkin?" Srsly. Consequently, I did one-and-a-half batches to make the proportions a little more sensible. Here's my version:

1 1/2 c (or two 6 oz individual yogurt cups) plain greek yogurt
1 15 oz can pumpkin
3/4 c honey or agave nectar (if you really want, you could substitue this for roughly 1-1 1/2 c sugar)
2 1/4 tsp baking powder
3/4 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice (or you could use this recipe for pumpkin pie spice if you don't have the premade stuff. If you're missing an ingredient or two, as long as you have the cinnamon, you won't notice much of a difference in this recipe)
3 1/4 c oats

Blend the liquid ingredients, mix in the dry stuff, throw it all in a greased muffin tin or two, and bake it in a 400 degree oven for 15-20 minutes.

Just as a heads up, these are not the dessert-like muffins from Costco. These could actually be considered a part of a balanced meal. Consequently, they don't rise very much (meaning they're not light and fluffy) and they're not overly sweet. If you can't handle that, try sprinkling some sugar on top before baking or spread on more honey before consumption. That being said, I found them to be moist and delicious, so go ahead and give 'em a try. The above recipe makes about 14 muffins and should take 30 to 40 minutes from start to finish.

On another note, how do you feel about JT's big comeback? Not sure? Well, check it out.

I Think I Smell A Rat

Some of you may know that I am a first-year nursing student. What some of you may not know is that once a week, my area of study requires that I wake up at an ungodly hour to go work in a clinical setting to get some hands-on nursing practice. I love what I do - I just wish it were a little later in the day. I have to be out the door by 5:25, which means that every minute I am awake before that time is a minute that I am not sleeping. Basically, time is of the essence, but because I'm me I still feel the need to maintain my normal morning routine, which so happens to include breakfast. So to save on time I make my breakfast the night before so I can simply pop it into the microwave, scarf it down, and walk out the door. Normally I make some variation on this recipe, but I decided to try something new.

I stumbled across this recipe on Pinterest (of course) and thought I would give it a shot. What drew me to this recipe was the lack of refined sugars and flour (wheat isn't really that good for you folks). It has a nice mixture of fiber from the oats, protein from the nut butter and egg, vitamins from the banana, and deliciousness from the chocolate chips. It proved to be a winner.

Chocolate chips. Yum.

This recipe is nice and filling (I ate breakfast around 4:50 and I was not hungry when I left clinical at 11). It's also nice because the texture and the flavors of the nut butter and banana can hide the presence of some healthy additions (I added some psyllium husk leftover from another recipe in place of some of the flour). It was also nice because I made it right after getting off the phone with a mechanic I visited a couple of weeks ago and did not replace my rear hubcaps correctly after doing some expensive repairs on the brakes. They definitely came off while I was driving so I was trying to get the mechanic to pay for replacement hubcaps. I'm a stress eater so I gorged in peanut butter and chocolate chips while I was cooking and singing this song in my head:

The original recipe is vegan and can very easily be made gluten free. However, I decided to substitute some ingredients with what I had on hand. Here's my version:

1 very ripe medium banana, mashed
1 tsp baking powder
1 egg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1 tbsp peanut butter
1 tbsp canola oil (always choose canola over vegetable oil - it has valuable omega 3 fatty acids)
3 tbsp milk
1/2 c rolled oats
3 tbsp whole wheat flour
1 tbsp psyllium husk

All you really do is mix everything together and then cook them like regular pancakes. The batter will be very thick so don't be surprised when you have to spoon it into the pan instead of pouring it in. These took me about 20 minutes from start to finish. I did chocolate chips with half and blueberries with the other half. You could probably add chia seeds, flax seeds, or whatever else to the batter. 

Mm...blueberries.

 Long story short: eat these. And don't go the Meineke on State Street.

Running Out of Time

So I wasn't planning on cooking anything this week since it was a typical school week, meaning that I was insanely busy. However, on Tuesday during my walk home from campus, I realized that I had some rainbow chard in my fridge and I was unsure whether it was going bad or not, which made sense since I wasn't sure how long it had been in my fridge. I checked. It was going bad. I couldn't waste perfectly good chard so I did what any self-respecting cook would do: I made it into soup.

Upon discovering my wilted chard, I recalled some italian sausage that had been in my freezer for longer than I care to admit, and I quickly decided to use these ingredients to make a version of the Portuguese dish caldo verde. Seriously guys, whenever ingredients are toeing the line between being edible and giving you food poisoning, soup is the way to go. The suspect ingredients are thoroughly cooked and it's easy to mask any less-than-fresh flavor. Now, if your food is truly rotten, don't go taking any unnecessary risks; take it from the girl who has had food poisoning multiple times (though never as a result of my own cooking). Anyway, back to the food:

I thawed out the sausage, browned it, chucked in some herbs and spices, added water, and finished it off with the chard at the very end. Now, I said before that I would share my successes as well as my failures, but this doesn't really fit into either of those categories. The soup wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either. It was the sort of soup that you would be pleased with if it was free, but disappointed by if you paid more than $2.50 for it. However, it was a success in the respect that it turned my sad and forgotten chard and sausage into something that could be reasonable referred to as a meal.

Now for a picture. I will preface this image by saying that 1) I got my camera for Christmas in 2008 and it was kind of dated then so it's not the best quality, and 2) Natural light does not exist in my apartment. You know that painful feeling of walking out of a dark movie theater and being blinded by the sun light? Yeah, I get that every time I walk out of my apartment.

I know you're just dying to try some so here's the recipe (Sort of. I don't measure anything when I cook like this):

4 oz Italian sausage (aka 1/4 lb.)
1/2 medium onion, diced
2 cloves minced garlic (fresh garlic is the way to go people, but you could also substitute 1/2 tsp. garlic powder)
1/2 to 1 tsp dried thyme
1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
1/2 to 1 can white beans
3-4 c water or chicken stock
1/2 bunch chard, washed, stems removed, and chopped or sliced
Salt and pepper to taste
Top with parmesan cheese, if desired

Brown the sausage, add the onions and cook for about 4 minutes. Add the garlic, thyme, and red pepper, and beans and cook for 30 seconds. Add water or stock. Bring to a boil and simmer for at least 15 minutes. Remove from heat and add chard. Chuck in however much salt and pepper you feel like. Serve immediately.

As a side note, don't mix in all of the chard if you're not going to eat it immediately because the chard will get mushy and gross. Conseuently, it's best to store the broth and chard separately. Just toss some in a bowl with the broth after you reheat it. 

Also, if you find that something you make is on the bland side, 90% of the time it's because it doesn't have enough salt. Salt intake is correlated with high blood pressure, but it also brings out the natural flavors in foods (hence, why you put salt into cookies and such. Makes 'em taste better). I never add more than 1/2 a teaspoon of salt to any dish at one time, and then I add more in small increments if needed. You can always add more, but you can't take it out once it's in. However, hunks of raw potato in an over-salted soup or stew will absorb some of the salt and save you from having to trash a whole meal.

Happy eating! 

How Pinteresting

In case you're wondering, I do have a Pinterest board for cookin' stuff.

I've made anywhere from 30% to 50% of the recipes on there, which I think is quite the accomplishment. Some are fantastic and others are not so great, but most of them are fairly easy and moderately healthy with commonish ingredients.

Check it out.

Here we go again...

As some of you may know, I have blogged before. The ill-fated site began and ended two summers ago following my freshman year of college. It saw exactly three posts, and I remember none of their subjects. Ultimately, blog number 1 ended because I realized how little I actually had to say in blog format and consequently I did not post for a long time before I decided to take it down. But now...

I'm back.

Why now do you ask? Well, I have been admiring my friends' blogs for some time now (see these classy ladies here and here). I know that I can't be like them (reference the above experience for my failed attempt to do so) so I came up with a different idea.

I love food: I like eating it; I like making it; I like looking at it; I like reading about it. I just love food. Cooking has always been a passion of mine, and, through a lot of experience and a great deal of trial and error, I've gotten pretty good at it. My roommates have been known to call me the domestic goddess on a regular basis. You've probably guessed by now that this is going to be a food blog, and you would be right. However, there are a million cooking blogs out there already and I'm just a lowly college student so I've got to do something different, right? Here's what it comes down to:

I talk to people all of the time who feel like they can't cook. It's too hard or it takes too much time or every time they do make something, they're stuck with enough leftovers to feed a small nation for a week. It doesn't have to be that way. It's possible to make good and healthy food for one or two people on a budget while balancing a hectic schedule. I do it all the time.

So that's basically it. I want to share my kitchen wisdom (when I feel like it, of course) with the culinary paupers amongst us (jk folks. I really don't think that I'm that great of a cook). So I'll be sharing my successes and my failures from my stove - my recipes and nutritional knowledge. Plus, I'll throw in some random stuff from time to time like this: the source of my blog title and some great music to work some kitchen magic to.

Have fun and love food.